Pi*sing On A Di**o

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Recycled packaging 🌎
Current deals in pinned post 📣
If you jerk to my dash pics send a little tip to MegT11 on Venmo 💸

Calling all doms who know how to handle a hardcore brat, inadequate losers who want to be eloquently destroyed, and subs or sissies who want some stern but loving instruction. Let’s connect 🖤

I’m Meg - the bratty switch of your dreams/nightmares! 25 year old happily married MILF, curvy, short, and tiny feet. Full face and nudity 🩶

Important thing to note about me: I HATE seeming pushy so I generally don’t message first, but if I do it’s not because I’m trying to make a quick sale. I could get a second flexible vanilla job if this was just about making extra cash. Instead, I choose to be on here because I’m looking to enjoy myself. I’m not here to cater to time wasters with no intentions of buying, but I’m also not scheming for your money ❤️

A bit about me personally: Happiest mama and wife (do NOT ask me about my kid or you’ll catch a block). Full-time SAHM with a full-time evening job (AKA I’m busy as f**k so try to be patient with me). I have a master’s degree in sustainability and a career that I love. I’m a horror fanatic, I’m happiest out in nature, and I love to make art. I don’t use social media so you won’t find me anywhere else. I read a lot. Vegan. Queer. Feminist. If you’re a bigot in any way, get the f**k off my page 🧡

Love making solo or duo content with my husband / the LOML (POV or full view). Custom pictures and videos are my jam! Totally kink friendly - what you do is your business so long as everyone involved is a consenting adult human - though I do not make race, age, or animal play content. I will potentially resell custom content unless you pay an exclusivity fee. Ask about my Google Drive 💛

I don’t have any standard pricing, as it varies based on the content requested. So just shoot me a message and we can work it out! I accept CashApp, Venmo, PayPal, Kink Coins, and occasionally Amazon gift cards 💚

For all physical items, shipping is already included in the price. Tracking is always included. My packaging isn’t frilly and pretty - I use recycled materials. Additional fee may apply for non-U.S. orders. For wears, I can do extra days by request, or do additions like lemonade, sp*t, c*m, custom masturbation videos, etc. 💙

Naughty miscellaneous stuff is anything you can dream up - sp*t, used wax, foot dust, lemonade, hygiene goodies, kinky baked treats, nail clippings, pube trimmings, kinky lollipops, etc. 💜

Let me in on your fantasies and we can make that sh*t a reality together 💞