Tenga Egg

✅ SERIOUS POLITE BUYERS ONLY!
🚧 NO TIME WASTERS!
🛒 PAYMENT WITHIN 48hrs OF ORDER!

2 pals. 🤜🤛
Personal trainers and sportsmen.

Gym lifting and marathon running / triathlons are our main hobbies. 🏋️ 🏃

We're straight, married/hooked and kids are involved so we aren't looking for an online affair with you..... but you are welcome to buy our used gear. 🩲

We are here to sell and you are here to buy. Understand that and we're off to a good start. 👍

All prices are fair and non negotiable. You won't find any desperate undercutting here. We are confident in the quality of our used sweaty gym and work gear. Our gear is quality, used in a hard work or sports setting and packaged with care and discretion.

Rude people or time wasters, jog on!
If all you're looking for is to moan that you can't have what you want for 20p then go somewhere else.

📏⚖️ Stats
M (185cm, 105kg, muscular, ex military rugby player, UK12/EU46 feet, 8 inches)

S (175cm, 89kg, muscular, ex semi-pro footballer, UK8/EU41 feet, 7 inches)

From time to time, professional rugby gear will come up for sale. This sort of gear is from M's links in the rugby industry.

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Cashapp (pref) accepted £mikebruce4
Revolut accepted @mikebruce4
Bank transfer accepted.
May consider PayPal.
Not currently accepting KC due to the extortionate fees for sellers

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Standard UK postage included in all items
Ask for express and international rates (not included)

Extras:
🍆 ✊ 💦 - £5 per jizz load
🚽💧 - £5 per pi*s dribble
🚽 💩 - £5 per skid mark
🩲 🕒 - £5 per extra day/night wear