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Hello, Goddesseses. I'm an unemployed, big-boned (fat), balding, 47 year old virgin, aspiring ladies toilet, door mat and verbal punching bag. I feel I more than make up for the above shortcomings with a great taste in music.
This is my second account here (I had all good reviews, previously. Honest). I kinda lost focus last time around (and about a year's worth of benefit money). This time around I'm hoping to deal with only upper-echelon, tippity-top sellers. Like YOU!
[take a second to gasp and blush here]
My audacious requirements:
I prefer to get to know sellers a bit before selling a kidney to buy a used snot-rag off of 'em. Sorry if you construe that as 'time wasting'. Nice to feel I'm buying (potentially) from someone I kiiiiinda know
Faces are important to me. More so than bodz, even. Very much appreciate 'show-ers' in that department. Personality goes a long way too. Obviously that aa**sss and them t*ttiez still have their place
I'm one of life's worriers, so please expect and tolerate my concerns about tracking numbers, stamps, parcel-tape adhesiveness, whether the lady in the post office looked at you funny, etc
Aside from poverty restrictions, I also prefer one pending purchase at a time. If I tell you I'm interested in a purchase, but like - in the near future, I probably mean it. Though I am a natural born cowardly arse-licker, who does find it hard to say no