The_Green_eyed_Dahlia

--->READ PLEASE--->I OFFER WORN ITEMS (panties etc) TOYS, CANDY, BAKED GOODS, AND VERY PERSONAL AND PHYSICAL ITEMS SPECIFIC TO ME AND MY BODY.

I DO NOT OFFER CALLS, VIDEOS, s**TING, NUDES, d*ck RATINGS (I've done a few and have discovered they are really not my thing) OR EXPERIENCES (I don't know enough about all them, and most I do not have the time, or desire to immerse myself in)

IF YOU'VE BEEN BLOCKED, it's because you're owned by a seller or I can't sell to you. Don't take it personally. Or it's because you've an a** to me. DO take it personally.

I am a 44 year old pet*te woman ( 4'11-35 b/c, 25 1/2, 35, and 112 lbs) A 90's relic who lives a very clean lifestyle. I don't drink, or smoke. I don't do fillers, or botox, implants. I am not augmented in any way. Sunscreen, protective clothing, good diet, and great skin care help, oh and of course genetics. These are the features of all those who came before me and it doesn't feel right to change them. I find comfort in seeing their faces within mine.

I do not smoke, or partake in anything that would be detrimental to my health, and I am a VERY STRICT and proud vegan. Everything has value. We are all connected. There are no such things as weeds or pests in my book. Nothing you buy will ever come from a living being, except for me ;)

I realize that not doing certain things puts me at a disadvantage, but I am more than okay with that, friend. I am unmovable. Money DOES NOT govern me (food governs me, I'm a dog, basically) but it is an unfortunate part of life. I'm just an old gal who is here to fund personal projects I care VERY deeply about. I'm a little tart that gives a sh*t. One of those pa**ions is caring for a colony of the purring kind.

MESSAGES SET AFTER 9PM EASTERN TIME WILL BE READ AND REPLIED TO THE FOLLOWING DAY. This is my bed time. Yes, I'm f**king old.

+These are my boundaries and lines as of 11/2/2023 They are not up for debate or discussion. Thanks+

I do not leave the site, so do not ask me to add your kik, your snap etc etc. Regular buyers will be considered of course! You're practically family, uh.. wait that didn't' come out right..

I don't do nudity (A bu*t here or there, sure. No frontals) in photos or videos. This has nothing to do with being new, or being shy, or being self conscious. I prefer to keep my naked body private. I'm aware that this is an adult site, but I don't have to offer it just because everyone else does. If a bunch of s**y tarts jump off a s**y bridge, I would not s**ily flinging myself off that s**y bridge.

I don't do masturbation videos or photos

I don't do s**ting (Most people are not very good writers, so I find it very dull and not at all arousing, and occasionally painful. My a**hole almost collapsed in on it self. Yes, the cringe was that strong) phone calls, or video calls.

I don't do meetups, hookups, or ups of any kind. EVER

I don't do experiences.

I'm not into power plays/struggles etc. I neither want to dominate, or be dominated. I am not above you, or beneath you.

DO keep in mind that I have several plates spinning. Selling used items isn't my only gig.

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BEFORE YOU APPROACH ME, PLEASE READ:
We're all ent*tled to change our minds, but what you are not ent*tled to do is waste my time. What do I mean by that, well I mean, setting up an order and not getting back to me in a week, or not telling me you're no longer interested because I don't do certain things. You initiated conversation with me, not the other way around. So, if you start the conversation, you finish it. I just won't tolerate anything less.

If you do find someone who (Fill in the blank: younger, hotter, s**ier, cheaper, less limits, someone who doesn't have a hitchhikers thumb etc) who does x, y, z that is completely fine. I am unbothered and very much indifferent to being pa**ed over, to a surprising degree. I am NOT for everyone, and honestly, I really don't want to be. I'm quite content that I am not. But, what really does bother me is not closing things out. Those that don't, I will not respond to, or work with. It's easy.

So, if you are a pervert with manners, I appreciate you and commend your parents for raising a decent person. If not, well I think you know what I'd say to you. If it's unclear, read it again.

And also for the love of your chosen deity, NEVER call me mommy, or grammy.

** A FEW SMALL DETAILS ABOUT ME**

*I'm currently learning how to speak, read, and write in western Armenian

+ I'm more on the introverted side of personalities (My private time is VERY important to me. I'd pay a king's ransom for it, or kill whoever I had to) I prefer and am very comfortable with my own company

+ My greatest fear is sharing a fun fact about myself. Ugh. And opening Christmas presents. The anxiety is real, my dudes.

+ I collect vinyl, stamps, and vintage trend brand scratch and sniff stickers

+ I'm a very curious person, much to the annoyance of those around me, I'm sure. I like to read about a variety of subjects (Science, mostly and history) The Maxx is one of my favorite comic books, and Les Miserables by Victor Hugo is my favorite book)

+ I have a lot of hobbies and interests. I'm also a rather crafty, diy handy person to have a round the house.

+ I listen to a WIDE range of music. Super eclectic. I can go from Patsy Cline to Black Flag (Yes, I can name 3 songs)

+ I enjoy gardening from scratch as well as cooking. I'm not much of a baker though. But I do know my way around cakes

+ I like to go hiking (the more strenuous the better) and photographing all the really neat fungus and molds in the woods. Slime molds are so cool. No, I'm probably not fun at parties, I really don't know because I avoid them.


Enough about me, let's talk about why you are here!

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I do not offer refunds, but I am dedicated to working towards a solution that satisfies the both of us. I never want anyone to feel mishandled, or cheated.

ALLERGEN WARNING: I am the crazy cat lady your mom warned you about. If there are any foods that you're allergic to, please do notify me before preparing your order. Your safety is important.


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