Loserbobby4u2Ripoff

40yo swm in denver. I’d like to find sellers closer to me so stuff is more fresh😁
I’ve an ex fiancée, and I think she helped cause some of my sick fet**hes…she’d secretly pi*sed n sp*t in drinks of mine. i really wasn’t aware until she told me years afterwards. Not only that, but b4 we were a couple, lived together for a year, and she’d often cheat on her then bf(not with me, with a few hung studs)and she said that I ended up swallowing MOST of their c*m! Also fed me their pi*s, and sprinkled their pubic and a** crack hairs on food i ate. Oh and she also used my electric toothbrush on one guys a**hole, while sucking him off; also used it to scrub her dirty toilet, and lol she even said she covered my toothbrush in her diarrhea🤮😳 Gross as that is, i must admit 😔 it does turn my disgusting self on

I mention all of that to say- I love the idea of all surprises! I much prefer if you decide what i’m getting, cuz who tf am I to decide? Just some pathetic loser who’s lucky to get anything at all!

I am str8, but ofc still feel free to mix in your boyfriends juices of any kind….I’d love to find a seller on here who’d get a kick outta selling me stuff with instructions to eat, drink, rub on as lotion…or wear etc etc I’ll do absolutely anything to entertain or amuse you!
If u sell me something to eat or drink, feel free to lie to me about what it is….oh and I should say- Under NO circ*mstances will I give you a bad review for lying about any of that etc
Actually i’ll never give a bad review p****d! Only if you’re not who you claim to be!
Oh and forgot to mention used tampons! Since so many men hate going to the store to buy their GF’s tampons etc I feel like that’s an extra wonderful submissive kinda thing….I do miss the ability to pull my gf’s out with my teeth and suck it clean🥵

Oh and one last thing! I think it’d be hot af to either receive a message on here, or get a package, then a message telling me how much i owe you for whatever you sent me! So like, if you haven’t sold me anything before, and need my address, you can message me asking for it, and inform me that i’ll be getting a package in the mail, and that i owe you $25 or whatever! Suppose i should say something like “i’ll wait to pay until i actually get something” but eh who knows….oh, only thing is, if you do that, please keep it under like $40 or so….i grow weed legally for a living and the pay sucks!