Danny: I'm so sorry that that is all you're working with. My thumb might actually be bigger than your cock. The thickness unfortunately does not make up for the length. Watching you jerk it with 2 fingers was incredibly sad. The cum shot was nothing but disappointing. Only a few sad little dribbles.

Peiro: 😍😍😍 The largest most delicious looking cock I've even seen. Such a sexy man with with such a massive cock. If I could manage to fit his cock in any of my holes I would be feeling it for an entire week. The cum shot was absolutely perfect 😍😍 With his load and distance he could shower my entire body in cum.

I had so much fun comparing his little sissy clitty to his boss's huge Alpha cock. I couldn't believe how little he squirted honestly was just a few drops, and nothing like his boss who could probably fill a condom up completely with one load. Not only is he small but he is such a beta loser cuck that he enjoys watching his girlfriend suck his boss's dick because that is the closest he will ever get to pleasing a woman! How pathetic and truly useless is this little sissy clitty? The answer is completely.

Not pleased. Left on read for multiple messages as soon as payment method was agreed upon.

I don't even know where to start... Much like his other reviews I guess...
Danny, I'm sorry you have a tiny mushroom dick. It really is embarrassing. I wouldn't even know what to do with it honestly if you dropped your pants in front of me.
But your bosses D.... 😍🤤 No that's a MAN! Too bad you're such a nice guy, but was left with "the short end of the stick" 🤣

So much fun comparing his tiny mini cock to his boss’s thick alpha cock. Poor thing had to read my lengthy description of how he barely even compared to a real man’s penis. That being said, I had a great time getting
To know him! Super prompt on payment and communication. Would happily berate his 🍄‍🟫cock anytime ;)

What can I say?? Some of us were blessed in this life, Danny was not. Couldn’t help but laugh at his sad stack of dimes….especially after seeing his boss’s gargantuan (and overall superior) ween.

This was so amusing! Comparing his dick/cum and his bosses dick/cum!
Danny: cock not even the size of my pinkie finger. His dick didn’t even even get hard when he was playing with it! Then when he came, it looked like three little sprinkle droplets of water! Not white or thick at all!
Piero: Dear Lord! Talk about a cock! There is no way that would fit inside my pussy! The thickness has to be the size of a tumbler glass! No joke! And when he came, it was like a geyser! Thick white cum that just kept going and going! 🥵
Piero is a MAN! Danny a BOY!

good experience with this buyer! He gave me an unusual request, which I fulfilled with pleasure

I've never done a rating like this one. 😂
Danny: small, infantile even, just very disappointing.. his "cum shot" was more like.. a few drops of precum. I almost felt bad. 🤭
Piero: the epitome of a potent man. The length is great, but that girth.. 😳 like a soda can. The power behind that cum shot could take an eye out. 😅 and there was so much. 🫥

I wasn't sure what to expect going into this.. but I was certainly pleasantly surprised. 😂

Super fun dick rating comparison!

Sorry your rating was so terrible and your bosses rating so amazing haha! Super tiny vs super sized!

Ladies trust me you want to see this hilarious comparison!